Please dont tell them… lol keep this between us k? hehehe
We haven’t acutally held an awards night lol I’ve just been thinking about his today, and I’ve had a good laugh… maybe its because these things are the things I’ll miss when I leave NZ end of year…
Im sure some of you have similar parents, Its funny when you categorize the different skills they have.. Enjoy!
CSI DETECTIVE AWARD GOES TO>>>>>DAD
Aww my daddy… the MAN that thinks something is always going on (because it usually is!Lol) It doesn’t matter how hard we’ve worked to think up a lie, or excuse… dad always puts 2 and 2 together and fika’s out that somethings not right or something doesn’t add up… hehehe
His Award winning moment – A few years back Dad suspected someone was pinching his cigarette’s when he went to sleep at night. So, being the MAN that he is.. he positioned his pack and drew outlines of the pack on his table where he put it, only visible in daytime…. In the morning he found out it had been moved…. BY ME hehehe Yep, thats my dad… LOL
OLYMPIAN AWARD GOES TO>>>>>MUM
My mum must be the smallest Samoan woman on this planet, but she packs a punch. I sometimes wonder if she has special storage tanks in her that stores all her strength & only releases it when her temper reaches a certain point. She excels in Shot Put, Discus & 100 metres. Discus is with the Jandals, but when that Jandal hits ur face, oi sole feels like a BRICK! Honestly, she has boomerang Jandals, cos when she throws one, then the other…. you turn around and she still has more Jandals to throw!
Her Award winning moment – We had dinner one night while watching TV in the kitchen. Mum was asking Shar (my baby sis) a question, but her eyes were glued to the T.V. Next thing you know the Fagu Masima flies past our heads and straight kabang’s on Shar’s forehead. Mums ability to pinpoint direction in a split second is remarkable! She repeated this Gold winning through last week… and Mama’s still got it!
KILLING THE MOVIE BUZZ AWARD GOES TO>>>>>DAD
Just a warning, If you can, try and watch a New Release DVD BEFORE you come over to my house! Yep, because if dad’s seen it before you, then you wont need to hire it, you can just save your & popcorn money and just come over and dad will tell you the movie, start to finish… without pausing! So save your money & come over! LOL
His Award winning moment – My sis is the BIGGEST Will Smith Fan ever!!! so once “I AM LEGEND” came out at the movies, we agreed to go check it out on the weekend. After work on a Saturday we hurried home to get ready. As we were making our way towards the door to leave my dad yells out “Hey, you guys should watch “I am Legend” is a really good movie… too bad Will Smith dies… ” bahahaha
INTERROGATION AWARD GOES TO>>>>>DAD
Dad can give the FBI a run for their money. Maybe bcos dad has a built-in Lie Detector. Yep, he can tell when you’re lying, even when you’re telling the Truth (HUH?) true story! Aha sometimes you end up confessing to something you didn’t do, because you think it’ll save you… but it doesnt… lol
His Award winning moment – When my brother narked on me for smoking & wagging (I agree with the smoking part, but the wagging?… I had gone 1 wag free month!) Dad asked me about the smoking. I denied it. He asked me about the wagging. I said NO. He asked me about the smoking. I denied it. This went on for a while. After all these questions, I was so confused, scared & puzzled because I didn’t know where we were up to with the questions, that I confessed to smoking & wagging as well. See, thats why dad deserves this Award… lol
RECYCLER OF THE YEAR AWARD GOES TO>>>>>DAD
Honestly, since the Council Introduced these new big bins for recycling, my dad has turned into “Super Save-The-Planet DAD” I dunno if its the bin thats making his be this way, or if its to make NZ greener than it already is… I dunno… LOL
His Award winning moment – We were just having koana’i and I had opened up the Pisupo, I went to throw it in our normal rubbish bin, when I heard dad say….
“Um, what is da pisupo gan made of?”
I said “Um… Errr… TIN?”
“So wea does it co?”
“um… In the rubbish?”
“Guess again… so wea does it co?” (voice slightly raising in volume)
After a few seconds, when my panic subsided… I said
“Oi.. hehehe it goes in the recycling bin…”
“hehehehehe YEAH! YOU STUPID FOOL… I saw u put da baper in da rubbish yesterday too.. use da bin eh, dats wats it for…. “
This is when I found out that my DAD was actually CAPTAIN PLANET…. lol
Maybe the thought of leaving my parents is finally getting to me, that’s the inspiration for this BLOG. I think the leaving feeling is finally sinking in…..
Our parents do funny things when we’re growing up… at the time its not so funny, but when we reflect on how things were…. we have the maddest Crackin’ Up Sessions.
I thank God for my Parents…. as my siblings and I are truly blessed!