MY PARENTS AWARDS NITE…

INTERROGATION AWARD GOES TO>>>>>DAD Dad can give the FBI a run for their money. Maybe bcos dad has a built-in Lie Detector. Yep, he can tell when you’re lying, even when

Please dont tell them… lol keep this between us k? hehehe

We haven’t acutally held an awards night lol I’ve just been thinking about his today, and I’ve had a good laugh… maybe its because these things are the things I’ll miss when I leave NZ end of year…

Im sure some of you have similar parents, Its funny when you categorize the different skills they have.. Enjoy!

CSI DETECTIVE AWARD GOES TO>>>>>DAD

Aww my daddy… the MAN that thinks something is always going on (because it usually is!Lol) It doesn’t matter how hard we’ve worked to think up a lie, or excuse… dad always puts 2 and 2 together and fika’s out that somethings not right or something doesn’t add up… hehehe

His Award winning momentA few years back Dad suspected someone was pinching his cigarette’s when he went to sleep at night. So, being the MAN that he is.. he positioned his pack and drew outlines of the pack on his table where he put it, only visible in daytime…. In the morning he found out it had been moved…. BY ME hehehe Yep, thats my dad… LOL

OLYMPIAN AWARD GOES TO>>>>>MUM

My mum must be the smallest Samoan woman on this planet, but she packs a punch. I sometimes wonder if she has special storage tanks in her that stores all her strength & only releases it when her temper reaches a certain point. She excels in Shot Put, Discus & 100 metres. Discus is with the Jandals, but when that Jandal hits ur face, oi sole feels like a BRICK! Honestly, she has boomerang Jandals, cos when she throws one, then the other…. you turn around and she still has more Jandals to throw!

Her Award winning momentWe had dinner one night while watching TV in the kitchen. Mum was asking Shar (my baby sis) a question, but her eyes were glued to the T.V. Next thing you know the Fagu Masima flies past our heads and straight kabang’s on Shar’s forehead. Mums ability to pinpoint direction in a split second is remarkable! She repeated this Gold winning through last week… and Mama’s still got it!

KILLING THE MOVIE BUZZ AWARD GOES TO>>>>>DAD

Just a warning, If you can, try and watch a New Release DVD BEFORE you come over to my house! Yep, because if dad’s seen it before you, then you wont need to hire it, you can just save your & popcorn money and just come over and dad will tell you the movie, start to finish… without pausing! So save your money & come over! LOL

His Award winning moment – My sis is the BIGGEST Will Smith Fan ever!!! so once “I AM LEGEND” came out at the movies, we agreed to go check it out on the weekend. After work on a Saturday we hurried home to get ready. As we were making our way towards the door to leave my dad yells out “Hey, you guys should watch “I am Legend” is a really good movie… too bad Will Smith dies… ” bahahaha

INTERROGATION AWARD GOES TO>>>>>DAD

Dad can give the FBI a run for their money. Maybe bcos dad has a built-in Lie Detector. Yep, he can tell when you’re lying, even when you’re telling the Truth (HUH?) true story! Aha sometimes you end up confessing to something you didn’t do, because you think it’ll save you… but it doesnt… lol

His Award winning moment – When my brother narked on me for smoking & wagging (I agree with the smoking part, but the wagging?… I had gone 1 wag free month!) Dad asked me about the smoking. I denied it. He asked me about the wagging. I said NO. He asked me about the smoking. I denied it. This went on for a while. After all these questions, I was so confused, scared & puzzled because I didn’t know where we were up to with the questions, that I confessed to smoking & wagging as well. See, thats why dad deserves this Award… lol

RECYCLER OF THE YEAR AWARD GOES TO>>>>>DAD

Honestly, since the Council Introduced these new big bins for recycling, my dad has turned into “Super Save-The-Planet DAD” I dunno if its the bin thats making his be this way, or if its to make NZ greener than it already is… I dunno… LOL

His Award winning moment – We were just having koana’i and I had opened up the Pisupo, I went to throw it in our normal rubbish bin, when I heard dad say….

“Um, what is da pisupo gan made of?”

I said “Um… Errr… TIN?”

“So wea does it co?”

“um… In the rubbish?”

“Guess again… so wea does it co?” (voice slightly raising in volume)

After a few seconds, when my panic subsided… I said

“Oi.. hehehe it goes in the recycling bin…”

“hehehehehe YEAH! YOU STUPID FOOL… I saw u put da baper in da rubbish yesterday too.. use da bin eh, dats wats it for…. “

This is when I found out that my DAD was actually CAPTAIN PLANET…. lol

Maybe the thought of leaving my parents is finally getting to me, that’s the inspiration for this BLOG. I think the leaving feeling is finally sinking in…..

Our parents do funny things when we’re growing up… at the time its not so funny, but when we reflect on how things were…. we have the maddest Crackin’ Up Sessions.

I thank God for my Parents…. as my siblings and I are truly blessed!

0 thoughts on “MY PARENTS AWARDS NITE…

  1. Loved it all but ‘specially loved the ‘Killing Movie Buzz Award’! Great award show, thanks for the invite. Best cure for homesickness: keep self busy. Hope you don’t stay away from home too long…

  2. lmao at INTERROGATION AWARD

    MY DAD DID THE SAME THING TO ME TO BUT IT WAS MY OLDER SISTER THE NARKED ON ME LMAO
    DO YOU SMOKE?..NO
    DID YOU GO SKOOL?…YES
    IT WENT ON FOR LIKE 20 MINS DEN I JUS SAID YES AND GOT THE MEANEST HIDING LMAOZ

    GOOD TYMEZ GOOD TYMEZ LOLZ

  3. LMAO … cheeeeehooooo! couldn’t stop laughing… the whole read was a crack up. bursted out laughing on the ‘killing the movie buzz’ award one though *akas bigtime*

  4. bahahaha… awww fanx Y’all!!!

    JOHN – Just let me know if you want my address, save ur kupe n come ova sole… lol
    free movie free feed! lmao… ae sa le moe when dads tellin’ yah the movie.. cos he does those major fa’ake’i sound effect ones to fa’aala his audience… bahahaha

    DJ FRETTZ – Hows about I got the meanest hiding too… hahaha it was my older brother that narked on me… haha… we still bring it up today!!!… all for one, one for all my ass!! lol (we were the 3 musketeers when we were younger… *ahem*)

    HGG – hmm, if I think about it… sounds like ur supporting my mum hahaha
    fanx for lettin’ me know sis *wink wink*

    ANGEL – hmm, and ur rootin’ for my dad… hahahaha… honest, what u mean he’s still going on about it… tellin’ people when they come over, at how I dont know how to recycle… OMG lol didn’t know it was part of the LAW…

    PUNA – bahahaha, hardout suga! im still laughin’ too, cos I knew my dad was like this ages ago!! bahaha so I learnt my lesson early…lol my baby sis still goin’ thru discovery stages wit my dad… she tries to do those ones now “um, nah… we havent decided what movie yet… ” but really lol

    TIGER EYES – fanx gal! might have a 2nd awards nite for my parents soon… lmfao…

  5. hehehehe yep those awards bring tears to me eyes hehehehehe
    lolz remind me of how sore my hidings were hehehehehe
    good one cherry!!!
    its a krack-up

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